I just got off the phone with the Minnesota Twins marketing department.  (After answering a long survey for the DFL last week, I think my name is being passed around.)  One of this guy’s survey questions was:

What would you say is the primary reason for buying Minnesota Twins tickets?

I feel a little bad about this, but the first thing that came to my head (and the thing I said to him, laughing out loud) was:

Don’t you need them in order to watch a baseball game?

He abridged my answer to "entertainment value"… which is close, I guess.