The following things have to go:
- Any commercial that talks about how expensive gas prices are, like it’s still July. Put it in the can for when gas prices matter again. Most of you have moved on to “we know you’re broke and going to die of starvation but come shop here anyway”. Some are lagging behind the times.
- That thing you do where I say something, and it happens to be a song lyric, and you start singing the song, especially if I didn’t actually say the actual lyric, or if it’s something that people say all the time. Like if I say “we can dance if we want to, it’s a safety dance,” then it’s on, go nuts.
And that is how you break a four month blog silence, son.