We just walked in the door from the fair. I didn’t touch a pig (usually a goal in any fair excursion), but I did make fun of Paul Magers to his face. Sometimes pranks with local media celebrities backfire, especially if they aren’t particularly well-thought out.
What did you do to him?
I’m coming for you, Nordquist.
you jizzed on his face, didnt you?
one time, me and friends was at the state fer, and we went up this pretty boy rich anchorman what was on the news and all and funned him right to his rich tanned face. We funned him good two.